About.

The fact my “About Me” post happens to be my 2000th seems fitting. I hate typing this to be honest. I feel like its that first day of school where the douchebag of an English teacher is like “Write me a paragraph that represents you!” And I’m sitting there like, “That girl has huge tits. And this kid next to me won’t shut the fuck up.” But whatever. 

Not to sound hipster or gay or gender confused, but I don’t know what I am. I’m 5’6” 130 pounds, yet I played football for four years. I “dress like a nigger”, yet listen to The Story So Far. I’ve been told I’m one of the nicest guys ever and apparently pretty cute, yet I have the shittiest luck with relationships. I’m an agnostic child, living in the stereotypical Catholic extremist household. I’m a senior in high school, but I haven’t learned shit.

All I know is I think I’m a pretty cool kid and I’m always willing to talk. As of 4/2/12, I’m dating this awesome girl, Lauren. Stick around and get to know me. I don’t bite. I mean, unless you’re into that.

Posted: Sun January 29th, 2012 at 5:58pm
Tagged: About me
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